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One day, a man was walking through the jungle when he fell into some quicksand. "Help! Help!," he cried. When he was up to his knees in quicksand a hunter came by. "Help me! Help me! I'll do anything!" said the man in the quicksand. "Will you suck my dick?" asked the hunter. "No way!" he said, and the hunter walked away. By the time the man was up to his waist another hunter came by. "Help me! Help me! I'll do anything!" "I'll help you if you suck my dick." said the hunter. "Forget it!" Then he was up to his neck. "Help! Help!" he screamed, and a third hunter came by. "Help me! Help me! I'll do anything! I'll even suck your dick!" "Fag!!" said the hunter as he shoved the man's head down with his boot.


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