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A husband and wife were travelling on holiday in Scotland. As they approached Kirkcudbright, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. The argument raged until they stopped for lunch. As they stood in the restaurant, the husband asked the girl behind the counter: 'Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowely?' The girl leaned over the counter and said 'Burrr ..gerrrrrr....kiiiiiing.'