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Top Ten Arabian Insults

May 6,000 unwelcome doppelgangers inflate used condoms on your toes
May an impossible number of courageous sex therapists make babies in your aorta
May 5,000 cramped famous painters repent in your boxers
May 24,000 fascist knights assemble plastic scale model kits of industrial appliances on your butt
May 65,535 frightening travelling salesmen debate the meaning of life inside your rectum
May 529,000 grotesque golf caddies start a holy war in your nostrils
May 9,000 illiterate biologists throw used Kleenex in your bladder
May 999,999,999 uncultured pimps go bankrupt in your large intestine
May 50,000 amorphous prison guards start a three state killing spree in your blender
May an infinite number of gifted philosophers make rude gestures in your glovebox