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#159 +(2)-

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

#158 +(3)-

'And what might your name be?' the school secretary asked the new boy. 'Well, it might be Cornelius but it's not. It's Sam.

#157 +(-1)-

Money can't buy you love, but it can rent a very close imitation.

#156 +(3)-

Diplomacy is the art of saying. Good doggie ...' while looking for a bigger stick


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